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chickenshit:

The world’s luckiest man cheated death 7 times and then won the $1 million lottery!
Frane Selak, a Croatian music teacher, began his unlucky streak in 1962 on a train going from Sarajevo to Dubrovnik.The train unexplainably jumped the tracks and fell into an icy river killing 17 passengers.
Selak managed to swim to shore suffering from hypothermia and a broken arm. A year later while on an airplane, its door flew off and Selak wassucked out of the airplane. The plane crashed and he woke up in a hospital. He’d been found in a haystack.
Then in 1966, Selak was on a bus that went off the road and into a river. Four people were killed, but he suffered minor injuries.
In 1970, his car caught on fire and he stopped it and got out just before the whole car blew up. In 1973, Selak was driving another car when a faulty fuel line sprayed gas all over the engine and flames blew through his air vents. His only injury was the loss of most of his hair.
In ’95, he was hit by a bus, but on sustained minor injuries.
Finally in 1996, he was driving on a mountain road when he went around a bend and saw a truck coming right at him. He ran is car through a guardrail and jumped out to watch his car blow up 300 feet below him.
In 2003, Selak bought a lottery ticket for the first time in 40 years at the age of 74. He ended up winning $1 million.

chickenshit:

The world’s luckiest man cheated death 7 times and then won the $1 million lottery!

Frane Selak, a Croatian music teacher, began his unlucky streak in 1962 on a train going from Sarajevo to Dubrovnik.The train unexplainably jumped the tracks and fell into an icy river killing 17 passengers.

Selak managed to swim to shore suffering from hypothermia and a broken arm. A year later while on an airplane, its door flew off and Selak wassucked out of the airplane. The plane crashed and he woke up in a hospital. He’d been found in a haystack.

Then in 1966, Selak was on a bus that went off the road and into a river. Four people were killed, but he suffered minor injuries.

In 1970, his car caught on fire and he stopped it and got out just before the whole car blew up. In 1973, Selak was driving another car when a faulty fuel line sprayed gas all over the engine and flames blew through his air vents. His only injury was the loss of most of his hair.

In ’95, he was hit by a bus, but on sustained minor injuries.

Finally in 1996, he was driving on a mountain road when he went around a bend and saw a truck coming right at him. He ran is car through a guardrail and jumped out to watch his car blow up 300 feet below him.

In 2003, Selak bought a lottery ticket for the first time in 40 years at the age of 74. He ended up winning $1 million.




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Text Post Sat, May. 12, 2012 44,540 notes

I say ‘sorry’ a lot. Mostly because I feel like everything is my fault.

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Text Post Wed, Jan. 04, 2012 2,363 notes

i’m hungry

fuckyeahlaughters:

-fuckthepeople:

walking into the kitchen like

opening the fridge full of food but not seeing anything to eat

then my mum’s like “there’s some vegetables there” like

and i’m like

so then she’s like “i’m an adult and i know what’s best for you” all like

so i’m just like

and she’s like, “well, you sure could do with some vegetables” like

so i’m just like

and then i take some cookies like

and walk out the kitchen like

.

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Text Post Wed, Jan. 04, 2012 2,363 notes

i’m hungry

fuckyeahlaughters:

-fuckthepeople:

walking into the kitchen like

opening the fridge full of food but not seeing anything to eat

then my mum’s like “there’s some vegetables there” like

and i’m like

so then she’s like “i’m an adult and i know what’s best for you” all like

so i’m just like

and she’s like, “well, you sure could do with some vegetables” like

so i’m just like

and then i take some cookies like

and walk out the kitchen like

.

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Text Post Wed, Jan. 04, 2012 3,490 notes

School after Sunday. (Bikini Bottom Edition)

fuckyeahlaughters:

 Wake up early:

Get to school and see people you don’t want to see:

Sitting in classes like:

Stupid people in classes are stupid:

Lunch time:

More classes:


See more people you don’t want to see:


See the popular people :



And I just sit here like:

Final bell rings:

Get home and go on Tumblr all night:

Realize you have homework at 11:30:

Decide not to do it, and just go to bed:


Repeat until summer.

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